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第1个回答 2022-06-16
1. My slate wasn't just clean; it was boiled and bleached and shrink-wrapped.
我岂止是一张白纸?还是煮过漂过并用塑料薄膜热缩包装过的白璧无瑕。
(点评: 水至清则无鱼。 洁身自好到成了洁癖,需要生活在无菌室里,也太无趣了。)
2. I have danced to “Black Coffee in Bed”before and it's the longest six minutes and twelve seconds of your life.
我以前跳过“床上喝杯黑咖啡”这首舞曲,那可是你一生中最漫长的六分钟十二秒。
(点评: 我爱委婉语之余音绕梁。)
3. It was Dirty Dancing and he was Patrick Swayze, Saturday Night Fever and he was John Travolta.
如果那是《辣身舞》,他就是派屈克史威茨,如果那是《周末狂热》,他就是约翰特拉沃尔塔。
(点评: 舞中之王。 看过《周末狂热》的男人马上会爱上迪斯科。)
4. Growing a beard is the closest a man gets to having a pregnant stomach touched by strangers because everyone likes to touch a new beard , unless it's Michael Moor,s. (and have you seen that creepy pregnant man ? He has a beard and a pregnant belly so how do you know which to touch first ?)
男人蓄起胡子,几近让陌生人摸摸怀孕隆起的大肚子,因为谁都想摸摸刚长出来的胡子,除非是麦克穆尔的胡子。(还有,你有没有见过那位吓人的怀孕男人?他既有一把胡子又有一个大肚子,你怎么知道该先摸哪一个?)
(点评: 联想到的字眼:美髯公,隆中对。)
我岂止是一张白纸?还是煮过漂过并用塑料薄膜热缩包装过的白璧无瑕。
(点评: 水至清则无鱼。 洁身自好到成了洁癖,需要生活在无菌室里,也太无趣了。)
2. I have danced to “Black Coffee in Bed”before and it's the longest six minutes and twelve seconds of your life.
我以前跳过“床上喝杯黑咖啡”这首舞曲,那可是你一生中最漫长的六分钟十二秒。
(点评: 我爱委婉语之余音绕梁。)
3. It was Dirty Dancing and he was Patrick Swayze, Saturday Night Fever and he was John Travolta.
如果那是《辣身舞》,他就是派屈克史威茨,如果那是《周末狂热》,他就是约翰特拉沃尔塔。
(点评: 舞中之王。 看过《周末狂热》的男人马上会爱上迪斯科。)
4. Growing a beard is the closest a man gets to having a pregnant stomach touched by strangers because everyone likes to touch a new beard , unless it's Michael Moor,s. (and have you seen that creepy pregnant man ? He has a beard and a pregnant belly so how do you know which to touch first ?)
男人蓄起胡子,几近让陌生人摸摸怀孕隆起的大肚子,因为谁都想摸摸刚长出来的胡子,除非是麦克穆尔的胡子。(还有,你有没有见过那位吓人的怀孕男人?他既有一把胡子又有一个大肚子,你怎么知道该先摸哪一个?)
(点评: 联想到的字眼:美髯公,隆中对。)