悠悠：一菲，刚才好好的，又怎么了？
张伟：她不爽，因为我赢了她五块钱。
悠悠：是吗，你连一菲的钱你都敢赢，你不想活啦？
张伟：我猜中了一菲今天洗了多少件衣服。
一菲：他碰巧的，没什么了不起的。
悠悠：他可能偷偷地看过你的洗衣筐。
一菲：啊，你这么变态啊。
张伟：哪儿有啊，我只是注意到你一个星期没有洗衣服了，而且最近三天你穿了同一件衣服，推理出来的。这是律师的智慧啦，一菲就没猜中我的。
一菲：我怎么可能推理出你五天洗了七只袜子！
张伟：因为我只有七只啊，不过这不怪你，其实男生的分析能力本来就要强于女生。
一菲：哎，你只赢了五块钱，用得着这么得意吗？你想证明你比大家都聪明？
张伟：这一点已经不需要证明了吧，分析问题一直是我的强项。否则我怎么能只看一眼就知道你那本柯南的凶手是谁了呢？
一菲：你说什么！
悠悠：原来，你就是那个极品啊。
张伟：难道我圈的不是正确答案吗？
一菲：谁问你答案啦！你毁了我一整套漫画，我要是不制裁你你就不知道我智勇双全！
张伟：勇我承认，不过智慧，其实一直是我的强项，否则我也不会选择律师这种靠智慧赚钱的职业咯。
一菲：是么，天才。你有赚到过钱吗？
张伟：怎么说呢哈。（唱）今天我赢了，五块钱，今天我赢了，五块钱。
一菲：好吧，看来我有必要给你测试一下智商，好让你重新认识一下自我。我们来玩个游戏，如果你答对了我出的智力题，我就承认你不是脑残，而且再输给你额外的五十块钱。
张伟：五十。五十！哇塞，我就知道智慧真的可以赚钱，这就是我发家致富的第一桶金。你可别后悔啊，我在孤儿院做过智力测试，老实说我的智商如果减掉四十的话，才可能被勉强定为，聪明。
一菲：哼，那我告诉你，你们孤儿院的智力测试仪还不如我们家的微波炉。你一会儿如果输了，就得陪我一套新的名侦探柯南。
悠悠：一菲姐，就算再买一套新的，凶手还是那个人啊。
一菲：有道理，那就折现吧。
张伟：一言为定。
一菲：限时三十秒，请听第一题。悠悠，我们不是打拳击。
悠悠：我只是想渲染一下气氛啊。
一菲：提问，为什么北极熊不吃企鹅？
张伟：因为北极熊在北极，企鹅在南极。
悠悠：恭喜你，答对了！
一菲：你到底站哪边儿的啊？
悠悠：我是中立的。
张伟：我答对了，五十。
一菲：别急啊。下一题的筹码是一百，你玩不玩？
张伟：come on
一菲：提问，如果曾小贤爬上树摘香瓜，他一分钟可以摘一颗，不过每摘十颗就会不小心掉两颗，请问他一天可以摘几颗？
张伟：简单，我最擅长心算了。可以用计算器吗？
一菲：哼。
悠悠：时间到！
张伟：一千一百。
一菲：一千一百五十二是吧。
张伟：对，没错，一千一百五十二，我正要说。
一菲：很多小朋友也都说一千一百五十二。
张伟：我赢了，一百。
一菲：不好意思，正确答案是，零。
张伟：为什么啊。
一菲：因为香瓜根本就不长在树上，而且曾小贤腿短，根本就不会爬树。我刚刚说的是，如果。
张伟：这算什么啊。脑经急转弯。
一菲：你脑筋都不会转弯，还敢说自己智商高？
张伟：悠悠，你评评理。
悠悠：话粗理不粗，张伟，你现在倒欠一菲五十了。
张伟：等等，刚才我没有准备。让我热身一下，我绝对不会再上你的当了。
一菲：下一轮的筹码是二百，你确定要玩？
张伟：当然。
一菲：请听题，如果有一辆汽车，小明在开车，小红和小兰坐在后座，请问车主是谁？
张伟：我知道。根本就没有这辆车，因为你说了，如果。
一菲：哈哈哈哈，不好意思。你答错了，真的有这辆车，而且车主的名字就叫做——如果。因为我刚才说，如果有一辆汽车。
悠悠：张伟，你倒欠一菲二百五十了。
Zhang Wei: she was unhappy, because I won her five dollars.
YoYo: Yeah, you even money you dare to win, don't you want to live?
Zhang Wei: I guess Yi Fei wash many clothes today.
Yi Fei: he happened to be, not what great.
YoYo: he might secretly watched the laundry basket for you.
Phoebe: Oh, you're such a metamorphosis.
Zhang Wei: where there ah, I just noticed you for a week without washing, and the last three days you were wearing the same clothes, reasoning out. This is the lawyer's wisdom, a phenanthrene haven't guessed my.
Yi Fei: How could I infer you five days wash seven socks!
Zhang Wei: Because I'm only seven ah, but I don't blame you, in fact, analysis ability boys had stronger than girls.
Yi Fei: Hey, you just won five dollars, need so proud? You want to prove that you are smarter than you?
Zhang Wei: It has no need to prove it, this problem has is mine. Otherwise, how can I just tell at a glance who did the Conan was the killer?
Yi Fei: what you say!
YoYo: originally, you are the best.
Zhang Wei: Don't I ring is not the right answer?
Yi Fei: Who asked you the answer! You ruined my whole comic, if I do not sanction you, you don't know me both intelligent and courageous!
Zhang Wei: The courage I admit, but wisdom, in fact, has always been my strengths, otherwise I would not choose to rely on the wisdom of making money lawyer this occupation pyronaridine. Yi Fei: Well, Genius. You have to earn money?
Zhang Wei: How do you say ah. (sing) today I won, five dollars, today I won, five dollars.
Yi Fei: Well, it seems necessary to give you test your IQ, so you re understanding of yourself. We play a game, if you get me out of the puzzle, I admit that you are not idiotic, and be lost to you fifty dollars extra.
Zhang Wei: Fifty. Fifty. Wow, I know that wisdom can really make money, this is my first pot of gold enrich one's family. You don't regret ah, I did the intelligence test in the orphanage, to be honest I IQ if lose forty words, just may be barely as, clever.
Yi Fei: Well, let me tell you, intelligence tester you orphanage than our family in the microwave. You for a while if you lose, you have to accompany me to a new set of detective Conan.
YoYo: A thin elder sister, even to buy a new, murder or that person.
Yi Fei: reasonable, then the discount.
Zhang Wei: deal!
Yi Fei: Thirty seconds, please listen to the first question. Yo, we not boxing.
YoYo: I just want to render the atmosphere.
Yi Fei: Questioning, why polar bears don't eat penguins?
Zhang Wei: Because polar bears in the Arctic, penguins in the antarctic.
YoYo: Congratulations, right!
Yi Fei: You really stand which end ah?
YoYo: I am neutral. Zhang Wei: I got it right, fifty.
Yi Fei: Don't worry ah. The next chip is one hundred, you can't play?
Zhang Wei: Come on!
Yi Fei: Questioning, if Zeng Xiaoxian climbed up the tree to pick muskmelon, he can pick a minute, but each pick ten will accidentally fell two, ask him one day can pick a few?
Zhang Wei: simple, I most be good at mental arithmetic. You may use a calculator?
Yi Fei: Hum.
YoYo: Time to!
Zhang Wei: One thousand one hundred.
A fei: One thousand one hundred and fifty-two is.
Zhang Wei: Yes, yes, one thousand one hundred and fifty-two, I was going to say.
Yi Fei: Many children also said the one thousand one hundred and fifty-two.
Zhang Wei: I won, one hundred.
Yi Fei: Feel shy, the correct answer is, zero.
Zhang Wei: Why ah.
Yi Fei: Because the muskmelon doesn't grow on trees, and Ceng Xiaoxian short legs, don't climb trees. I have just said is, if.
Zhang Wei: This is what ah. Quick turn of brain.
Phoebe: You don't have a head turning, dare to say that their IQ?
Zhang Wei: YoYo, you judge.
YoYo: If crude rationale is not rough, Zhang Wei, you now owe a fee of fifty.
Zhang Wei: Wait, I just not ready. Let me warm up, I absolutely will not be on you when the.
Yi Fei: The next round of chips is two hundred, are you sure you want to play?
Zhang Wei : Sure thing.
Yi Fei: Please listen to, if there is a car in the car, Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan to sit in the back, who is the owner?
Zhang Wei: I know. There is no car, because you said, if.
Yi Fei: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, feel shy. You got the wrong answer, really have this car, but the owner name is called -- if. As I just said, if a car.
May: Zhang Wei, you owe a fee of two hundred and fifty inverted. I will help him.本回答被网友采纳
