5篇英语小短文

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." 在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!" New year is coming. Spring festival is the most important festival in China. Besides celebrating it, I'd like to make some new year resolutions. First, I need to improve my English in 2009, especially to practice speaking. Maybe I can ask my English teacher to help with my oral English.
Also, I want to work hard at computer science. Because I am interestd in computer. And if I want to be a computer programmer in the future, I need to devote more time on it.
In the end, I will do more exercise this new year to keep healthy. I like basketball very much, so I can play basketball with my friends to become healthier.

新的一年即将到来。春节是最重要的节日中。除了庆祝它，我想提出一些新的一年的决议。首先，我在2009年需要提高我的英语水平，特别是对口语。也许我可以问我的英语老师来帮助我的英语口语。
另外，我要努力学习计算机科学。因为我计算机感兴趣。如果我想成为一名电脑程序员的未来，我需要花更多的时间了。
最后，我会做更多的行使这一新的一年里保持健康。我喜欢篮球非常，所以我可以和我的朋友打篮球，使自己更加健康。
Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。” My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family.
My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents!
On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.
I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭
我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭.
我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母.
在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐.
我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!

Fish king's sonhas a fisherman to have first-class catches fish the technology, is politely called by the people are the `fishing king '. However the `fishing king ' old time non- is often worried, because his three sons' fishing techniques are very mediocre. therefore frequently relates in heart's worried to the human: “I am not really clear, I catch fish the technology is such good, why my son does such miss? I sensible catch fish the technology from them on the instruction to them, teaches from the most basic thing, how tells them to weave a fishing net easily to catch the fish, how to row a boat most will not alarm the fish, will the bottom wire be how easiest to ask the fish to enter the jar. They grew up , how did I teach them to know the tide, distinguished the fishing season. . .Every my elder summarizes laboriously the experience, my hao did not have the retention instruction to give them, but they caught fish the technology not to be able to catch up with the technology unexpectedly fisherman's son who was worse than me!” after a passer-by has listened to his relation, asked: “you have taught them hand in hand?” “, to let them obtain first-class catches fish the technology, I teach carefully to be very patient very much.” “they continuously with along with you?” “, to let them little detour, I have let them study with me.” the passer-by said: “mentions like this, your mistake was very obvious. You only taught have given them the technology, actually did not have the instruction to teach for him, regarding could, not have the lesson not to be dissimilar with the experience, could not cause the human to become the great talent!”鱼王的儿子
有个渔人有着一流的捕鱼技术，被人们尊称为‘渔王’。然而‘渔王’年老的时候非
常苦恼，因为他的三个儿子的渔技都很平庸。
　　于是个经常向人诉说心中的苦恼：“我真不明白，我捕鱼的技术这么好，我的儿子们
为什么这么差？我从他们懂事起就传授捕鱼技术给他们，从最基本的东西教起，告诉他们
怎样织网最容易捕捉到鱼，怎样划船最不会惊动鱼，怎样下网最容易请鱼入瓮。他们长大
了，我又教他们怎样识潮汐，辨鱼汛。。。凡是我长年辛辛苦苦总结出来的经验，我都毫
无保留地传授给了他们，可他们的捕鱼技术竟然赶不上技术比我差的渔民的儿子！” 一位路人听了他的诉说后，问：“你一直手把手地教他们吗？”
“是的，为了让他们得到一流的捕鱼技术，我教得很仔细很耐心。”
“他们一直跟随着你吗？”
“是的，为了让他们少走弯路，我一直让他们跟着我学。”
路人说：“这样说来，你的错误就很明显了。你只传授给了他们技术，却没传授给他
们教训，对于才能来说，没有教训与没有经验一样，都不能使人成大器！”