愚人节英文祝福语

　　1.-Whatthedayisittoday?

　　-TodayisAprilfools'day.

　　-Oh!youarewrongtodayisMarchthe31th.Ifyoudon'tbelievemepleasepickupthecalendar.

　　-Oh!itisreallyAprilfools'day.

　　-Haha!youwerecheated!

　　2.BestwishesandIbelieveyourEnglishwillbebetterandbetter!

　　3.Ayoungblindboyisbeingtuckedintobedbyhismother.Themomsays"NowBilly,prayreallyhardtonightandtomorrow,yourwishwillcometrue!".

　　Billysays,"Ok,mommy."andgoestosleep.thenextmorning,Billywakesupandscreams"MOMMYI'mstillblind,mywishdidn''tcometrue!".

　　Themomanswered,"Iknow-AprilFools!"

　　4.Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoI'llbeinyourhandsallday.

　　Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily

　　5.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?