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Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ice berge she made crushed ice!!!åå¦å¦èæ¶ï¼å¥¹åå¨å°å±±å¥¹ç²ç¢å°åï¼
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Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä¸è½é åèªå·±çéã
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Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä¸è½è¾¾å°å¥¹åå£è¢ã
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹è¸ä¸å½©è¹åSkittles ã
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å½å¥¹åå¨æµ·æ»©ä¸ï¼ç»¿è²åå¹³ç»ç»åºç°ï¼å¹¶è¯å¾æ她æ¾åæµ·æ´.....
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Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹åæ´ç¤¼çæµ·æ´ã
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼ä»ä»¬ç³»ä¸ç»³åå¨å¥¹çè©èåææ³å¥¹éè¿é§éæ¶ï¼è¦æ¸ é¤å®ã
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Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å½wheåºçåï¼å¥¹ç»å»é¢å¦å¨ 纹ã
Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!åå¦å¦èå½å®¶æ°è±¡å±å·²ç»æå®çååï¼å¥¹farts ï¼
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.åå¦å¦èæ们å°ç¡¬çä¸ï¼ä¹æ²¡ææ¯ä»ï¼å 为æ们穿ç她ä½ä¸ºéªä½å °ã
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Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tonsåå¦å¦èå°å¥¹çâè½»é£åâæ¯ææ ¹æ®4å¨
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for heråå¦å¦èå马æé å±±çåæ³è¿è她åå¤
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!åå¦å¦è她å»çæ¥æä¸é«è·éå带åæ¥çåéï¼
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!åå¦å¦åèèªåæè ¢çï¼å¥¹çè °å´å¤§äºå¥¹çæºåï¼
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial developmentåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹åä½åä¸åå±
Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹èµ¢å¾âå°å§è´è奶ç94 â
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹æ´æ¨åºäºç丽ç®å¡è½¦ã
Yo mama so fat her blood type is RAGU!!!!!!åå¦å¦è她çè¡åæ¯RAGU !!!!!!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹è·³çåæ¦ï¼å¥¹å¡ä½ã
Yo mama so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts, two midgets jumpped in her ass and thought she was a cab.åå¦å¦èå½å¥¹èµ°å°å¤é¢éªè½¦é»è²ç裤ï¼ä¸¤ä¸ªä¾åjumppedå¨å¥¹çå±è¡ï¼å¹¶è®¤ä¸ºå¥¹æ¯ä¸ä¸ªé©¾é©¶å®¤ã
Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å 满äºæµ´ç¼¸ï¼ç¶åæå¼æ°´ã
Yo mama so fat she couldn't get the part in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä¸è½è·å¾åå é¿çæ£ä¼ ï¼å 为她ä¸ç´åäºä¸çå·§å åã
Yo mama so fat she got the part in Raiders of The Lost Ark as the big rolling ball.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å¾å°äºåå çªå»æ失æ¹èç大æ»çã
Yo mama so fat when she looks in a mirror, she saw another mirror.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹æå¾ çæ¯ä¸é¢éåï¼å¥¹çå°å¦ä¸ä¸ªéåã
Yo mama so fat when the guy cursed "thinner" on her she said thanks.åå¦å¦è家ä¼æ¶è¯ åâç¦âç她ï¼å¥¹è¯´è°¢è°¢ã
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹çèµ·æ¥å她çèµ°ç§å¤§ä¼ï¼
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!åå¦å¦èä¸å¸ä¸è½è½»å°çç´è³å¥¹æå¨ï¼
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!åå¦å¦èç¾å½å®èªå±è½¨éå«æ身边ï¼
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!åå¦å¦èåªè¦å¥¹å»æµ·æ»©ç浪潮æ¥äºï¼
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA, Chicago...åå¦å¦èæ¶ï¼å¥¹æ®æ¼è·³æ¿åï¼å¥¹å»çº½çº¦ï¼æ´æç¶ï¼èå å¥...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.åå¦å¦è她æç¾éåå¨å¥¹çè ¿ã
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Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!åå¦å¦è她çè ¿å°±åæ¯æ¯åç奶-ç½è²ï¼ç¬¨éï¼
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹éæ¥èï¼
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!åå¦å¦èå½å¥¹å»æ¸¸ä¹åï¼äººä»¬è¯å¾ä¹å她ï¼
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.åå¦å¦è她åå¨ååä¹ä¸åboogerè±é¢èåºä¹æ²»åçé¡¿çé¼»åã
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹è¯¯è®¤ä¸ºæ¯ä¸å¸çä¿é¾çï¼
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!èå¦å¦åï¼å¥¹æ¯å¨æµ·æ»©ä¸æ²¡æå ¶ä»äººè¢«å¤ªé³ï¼
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹è·³äºèµ·æ¥ï¼å¨ç©ºä¸å°±æ»ï¼
Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!åå¦å¦ï¼ä»¥ä¾¿è·å¾æ´å¤çèèªï¼å¥¹ä¸å·´æ¯ä¸æçµè¯æ¬ï¼
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹çé«çº§å¾çä¸å¾ä¸åä½æè§ï¼
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä¸¤è¾¹ç家åºï¼
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼æ¯æ¬¡å¥¹èµ°å¨é«è·éï¼å¥¹ç½¢å·¥ç³æ²¹ï¼
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å°±åå¨æ²æ»©å绿è²åå¹³ç»ç»æ她çï¼
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Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä½¿ç¨å½åæºä½ä¸ºè鸣å¨ï¼
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Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹åå°äºæ±½è½¦ï¼
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!åå¦å¦èä»ä»¬å¿ 须油èç浴缸让她åºå»ï¼
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!åå¦å¦è她æä¸ä¸ªè¿è¡å¨å¥¹çèè²çä»è£¤ï¼
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å¾å°çæ¯é¢è¡¨è¡¨ç¤ºå°ç»§ç»è¿è¡ã
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpingåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼ä»ä»¬ä½¿ç¨çå¼¹æ§å¨å¥¹çå 衣蹦æ
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.åå¦å¦èå½ä»ä»¬ç¨èªå·±çå 衣弹æ§ç蹦æï¼ä»ä»¬æå°å°é¢ã
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.åå¦å¦èå½å¥¹åå°äºå¥¹åéã
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹è´ä¹°ä¸¤æ¶æºç¥¨ã
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹åäºï¼å¥¹éæ¼èªå·±æ³ç¡è§äºã
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.åå¦å¦ï¼å¥¹çå½±åï¼ä½¿èèªçæ½®æ±ã
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å½æè¯å¾é è¿å¥¹ï¼ææºå¤±æ§æ°ä½ã
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹æç ´å¥¹çè ¿åèæ±ä¸éäºã
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.åå¦å¦åçå¨ç©èèªå¨å¨ç©åå »æ´»å¥¹ã
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹åæ´å¨æµ·æ´ä¸çã
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹çèè¹å¨æ´ä¸ªä¹éé³ä¹ä¼è·³è¿ã
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Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ç«å¨ä¸¤ä¸ªæ¶åºã
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her throughåå¦å¦èä½ å¿ é¡»æ²¹èé¨æ¡å举è¡ä½å®¢å¯¹theotheræ¹åªæ¯ä¸ºäºè®©å¥¹éè¿
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.åå¦å¦èå½å©åå»äºææä½ å¯ä»¥åèªå©é¤ï¼ä»ä»¬å¿ é¡»å®è£ é«éé¢ ç°¸ã
Yo mama so fat he got a ham for a pet.åå¦å¦èä»ç«è ¿çå® ç©ã
Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å½æèµ°è¿å¥¹ç家ï¼æçå°å¥¹å±è¡å¨æ¯ä¸ä¸ªçªå£ï¼
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!åå¦å¦èä¸å¸ä¸è½è§£é¤å¥¹çç²¾ç¥ï¼
Yo mama so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress.åå¦å¦è她æ¦æ她çå±è¡çåºå«ã
Yo mama so fat she played Free Willy's stunt double.åå¦å¦è她èªç±åæ¥å¨å©çç¹æä¸åã
Yo mama so fat when she falls in the Grand Canyon, she gets stuck.åå¦å¦èä¸éæ¶ï¼å¥¹ç大峡谷ï¼å¥¹åé¡¿ã
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.åå¦å¦èæçå°å¥¹ç顶é¨ï¼å¸å½å¤§å¦å¨é£æºæ¢æ ã
Yo mama so fat she got an actual size tattoo of the projects on her butt.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èäºï¼å¥¹çå®é 大å°çº¹èº«ç项ç®å¯¹å¥¹çå±è¡ã
Yo mama so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ç»åå¡çç¹ï¼æ ½è¿è·å¤´æ²å°çåéè½æçç®æ ã
Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toeåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹éè¦ä¸ºæ¯ä¸ªè¶¾è¢
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹åå°éº¦Thicks ã
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èäºï¼å¥¹ç°å¨ã
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èäººæ ¢è·èº«è¾¹çå·¥ä½ã
Yo mama so fat she was the cause of a major crash.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹çäºä¸çä¸å¤§å´©æºã
Yo mama so fat shes got her own gravational pullåå¦å¦èäºèªå·±çåægravational
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.åå¦å¦è她å°çµå½±ååå¨æè¾¹çæ¯ä¸ä¸ªäººã
Yo mama so fat everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.åå¦å¦èæ¯æ¬¡æ人说âåºå°æ´å©â ï¼å¥¹è¸é¨éè¿å¢ä¸ã
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å·²è¢«å®£å¸ä¸ºèªç¶æ æ¯å°çå é¹°ã
Yo mama so fat when she sits in the classroom, she sits beside everybody.åå¦å¦èå½å¥¹åå¨è¯¾å ä¸ï¼å¥¹åå¨æè¾¹çæ¯ä¸ªäººã
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...åå¦å¦èä½ å¿ é¡»æ»å¨ä¸¤æ¬¡ä¸è½¦å¥¹...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹æ¼æµ®å¨æµ·æ´å西çç声称她çæ°çä¸çã
Yo mama so fat, she put on a red tee shirt and all the little kids said "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid".åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹æä¸ä¸ªçº¢è²ç衬衫ååççææå°æåè¯´ï¼ âçKool - Aid ï¼çKool - Aid â ã
Yo mama so fat they wrote a book about her, It was called Moby Dick.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼ä»ä»¬åäºä¸æ¬ä¹¦å¯¹å¥¹ï¼è¿æ¯æè°çç½é²¸ã
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹èººå¨æµ·æ»©ä¸ï¼äººä»¬è·æ¥è·å»åèªç±å¨å©ã
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!åå¦å¦èå½ä½ å¨å¥¹çä¸æ¹å¼¹åºä½ çè³æµï¼
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å»ä¸å®¶é¤å ï¼çèåï¼è¯´ï¼ âå¥½ï¼ â
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹èº«ç©¿ä¸ä»¶é»è²é¨è¡£ï¼äººè¯´ï¼ âåºç§è½¦ï¼ â
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä¸å¾ä¸å»æµ·ä¸ä¸çå¾å°æ´ç¤¼
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayåï¼å¥¹å¦å¦èäºå¥¹ç裤åï¼ä»¥éç车é
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rolleråå¦å¦è她æ她çå£çº¢ä¸æ¶æè¾
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹æä¸äºå¥¹ç裤åè¿å ¥å¥¹çå£è¢é
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ç»åå¨ç¬¬åéï¼å¥¹éè½å¨ç¬¬12
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooåå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹è¹¦æè·³ï¼å¥¹å¸¦æ¥äºå¤ªå¤çæ¡¥æ¢
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"åå¦å¦èçå ¬è·¯å·¡è¦ä½¿å¥¹æ´ä¸â注æï¼å®½è½¬åâ
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!åå¦å¦èå½å¥¹åå¨å¨å´çæ¿åï¼å¥¹åå¨å¨å®¶ï¼
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"åå¦å¦èæ¥éª¤æ¶ï¼å¥¹çè§æ¨¡ï¼å®æ¹ä¸ºâä¸æ¬¡ä¸ä¸ªï¼è¯·â
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.åå¦å¦èå½å¥¹åå¨æçè¸æä¸è½å¬å°ç«ä½å£°ã
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.åå¦å¦è她ç±ä¸ï¼å¹¶æå®å¼åäºã
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å¾å°çæ¯é¢è¡¨è¡¨ç¤ºå°ç»§ç»è¿è¡ã
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å¾å°çæ¯é¢è¡¨è¯´æ们ä¸è¿æ ·åç²çã
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!åå¦å¦è她çèåçèµ·æ¥å对ççï¼
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!åå¦å¦è她æ她èªå·±çåºå·ï¼
Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä½¿ç¨äºé«éå ¬è·¯çæ»å¨ã
Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over Milk Duds.åå¦å¦å她çèé¨èèªçè¸é¢çèµ·æ¥å2çªäºå¤ºç奶æ饰ã
Yo mama so fat that people wish to buy food 100% "Yo Mama Free"åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼äººä»¬å¸æè´ä¹°é£å100 ï¼ âåå¦å¦å è´¹â
Yo mama so fat they won't allow her on most bridges.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼ä»ä»¬ä¸ä¼å 许她å¨å¤§å¤æ°æ¡¥æ¢ã
Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.åå¦å¦èè¦ç¬åä¸æ¥ï¼å¨æºåºæåç£ è£çº¹ã
Yo mama so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weigh station.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å½å¥¹ç¡¬çä¸çå·é ï¼å¥¹å°è½¦åå¨è½¦ç«çæè¡¡ã
Yo mama so fat when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èäºï¼å¥¹è·³çé«æ½æ°´ï¼å¥¹æ¾ç¤ºå¨é·è¾¾ã
Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹å©ç¨hoolaç®ä¸¾è¡äºå¥¹çè¢åï¼
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upåå¦å¦æ¶ï¼å¥¹çèè鸣å¨å¤åºï¼äººä»¬ä»¥ä¸ºå¥¹æ¯å¤ä»½
Yo mama so fat she got more crack that South Central LAåå¦å¦ï¼ä»¥ä¾¿è·å¾æ´å¤çèèªï¼å¥¹è£çº¹ä¸åæ´æç¶
Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ice berge she made crushed ice!!!åå¦å¦èæ¶ï¼å¥¹åå¨å°å±±å¥¹ç²ç¢å°åï¼
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said, "Who touched me?"åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èäºï¼å¥¹éé车祸ï¼å¹¶è¯´ï¼ âè°è§¦å¨æï¼ â
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.åå¦å¦è¿ä¹èï¼å¥¹ä¸è½é åèªå·±çéã
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第1个回答 2009-03-14
三学生中考完了后,分数不够高,
能不能再留个初三?
所有分都压这了,
问题补充:法律没有规定不可以留级,是嘛?
提问者: 最爱麻衣 - 助理 二级 其他回答 共 5 条
主要是看学生自己肯不肯读 ~ 复读的目的是考高分,孩子自己都没信心就没必要读了` ~再去找个高中再去努力吧!
回答者: 飘来啖去 - 见习魔法师 二级 7-12 14:29
我们那时候是可以的,
能不能再留个初三?
所有分都压这了,
问题补充:法律没有规定不可以留级,是嘛?
提问者: 最爱麻衣 - 助理 二级 其他回答 共 5 条
主要是看学生自己肯不肯读 ~ 复读的目的是考高分,孩子自己都没信心就没必要读了` ~再去找个高中再去努力吧!
回答者: 飘来啖去 - 见习魔法师 二级 7-12 14:29
我们那时候是可以的,