180道英语趣味题,急需!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

如题所述

1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)

  2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)

  3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?)

  4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)

  5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)

  6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)

  7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)

  8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)

  9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)

  10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)

  11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?)

  12. Why is the comet like Micky Mouse? (为什么是慧星像米老老鼠?)

  13. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸?)

  14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)

  15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月?)

  16. An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why?(有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层。为什么?)

  keys:

  1. Silence. (沉默)

  2. No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会,他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动,依旧撒谎。

  3. Your age. (你的年龄)

  4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

  5. Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发,在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

  6. It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事,楼层)

  7. The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

  8. A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)

  9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸,做钟表面)

  10. Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤,举重机)

  11. Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot,潜水艇)

  12. Because it is a star with a tail。(为它尾部有一个星。)

  13. Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther)。(因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。) (更远的)

  14. The river bank。(河岸。)

  15. March。(行军。)

  16. 最后一个留给大家自己想想吧。
Questions:

  What is the difference between here and there?
 
  What are the strongest days of the week?
 
  Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair?
 
  Why is the letter “R” like Christmas?
 
  At what time of day was Adam born?
 
  Answers:

  1. The letter “t”. ( there 去掉“t”,跟 here 这个字就没什么两样。)

  2. Saturday and Sunday --- all the other days are weak (week) days.

  ( weak与 week的发音一样。而美国人的工作天只有五天,即从 Monday到 Friday ,这五天是他们的week days.)

  3. Because he wanted to rock and roll. ( to rock and roll是跳摇滚舞。但在这儿,摇rock 的是rocking chair,滚 roll的是 wheels。这就造成了一句双关的趣味。)

  4.Because it comes at the end of December. (对这句话而言,答案的意思是

  R这个字母正好排在December的末尾。除此以外,答案还有一个意思,Christmas在the end of December的时候到来。换言之,答案也造成了一句双关的趣味。)
  
  Just before Eve. ( Eve 是一语双关,一是解“晚间”, 一是解“夏娃”。)
 
  二

  Questions:

  Why did the person throw a clock out the window?
 
  7.What time is it when a pie is divided among four friends?

  8.What nail should you never hit with a hammer?

  9. What ring is square?

  Why is the sun like a loaf of bread?
 
  Answers:

  6.To see time fly. ( 为什么人会把钟丢出窗外?你如果回答是因为夫妻吵架而摔东西,那就落入俗套,没什么好笑。但回答To see time fly 看时光飞驰,你说妙不妙?)

  7.A quarter to one. ( A quarter to one是 12:45,再一刻钟就到一点。另外一个意思是一人分四分之一。)

  Your fingernail. (用 fingernail回答问句的 nail ,是在字形和字音上玩游戏其实nail的意思是钉子, fingernail的中文意思是指甲,根本是问非所答。
 
  9.A boxing ring. (用A boxing ring回答问句的ring, 是在字形和字音上玩游戏。其实ring的意思是圆圈或指环,boxing ring 却是指拳赛场地。

  10.Because it’s light when it rises. ( 答案就太阳而言,它升起的时候,很亮。答案就面包而言,它松起的时候,很轻。两个意思同属于一句英文之中,这就是答案的妙处。)

汗... 180道 实在太多了 暂时只有这些,有时间再帮你补充吧...
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第1个回答  2011-07-13
1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?

1.Because it makes fat fact!

2.Why is the letter E so important?

2.Because it’s the begining of everything!

3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

3.Because there is love between them!

4.What letter is an animal ?

4. It’s the letter B!

5.What letter is a question?

5. It’s the letter Y!

6.Why is U the jolliest letter?

6. Because it’s in the midst of fun!

7.How do you feel today?
7. With my hands ,of course!

8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?

8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!

9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?

9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!

10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?

10. He didn’t cheat!

11.What does everybody do at the same time?

11. Grow old!

12.What resembles half a pie?

12. The other half!

13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人

14.When do people have two mouth?

14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!

15.Why do lions eat raw meat?

15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!

16.How many sides does a circle have?

16. Two. The inside and the outside!

17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?

17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!

18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?

18. Sleep at night!

19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
19. At the bottom!

20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?

20. Wet!

21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?

21. Nine!

22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?

22. They planted peech trees!

23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?

23. He walked in the other direction!

24.What falls often but never gts hurt?

24. Snowflakes!

25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?

25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!

26.Which month has 28 days?

26. Every month has at least 28 days!

27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?

27. One’s appetite!

28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?

28.From a hen!

29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?

29. He fell off the last step!

30.Why do giraffes have long neck?

30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!

31.How can you make 6 out of three 7’s?

31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!

32.How can you make 6 out of three 5’s?

32. easy. 5+5/5=6!

33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8’s?

33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!

34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?

34.Washinton,D.C.!

35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?

35. The police officer was a lady!

36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?

36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.

37.How do you know policemen are strong ?

37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!

38.With which hand do you write?

38. Neither.I use a pen!

39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
39.Borrow the book from library.

40.Jack is twice as old as Bill, who is eight years younger than Ben, who is four years younger than Ted, who is half as old again as Jack.How old is Bill?

40.Bill is four.
第2个回答  2011-07-01
ET走了,二十六个字母还剩几个?

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