谁能写出《The Fox 》的中文谐音歌词？

【狐狸叫】中文译音版《我是father》

策划：山东呼保义
出品：歪歌社团
制作：只有一个风羽
……Music……
大狗狗 踩狗尿
二狗炊完 毛狗炊
看狗狗 耍狗刨
俺滴干儿翻狗橱
找存款
看狗过来—
要弄死狗“嗷嗷嗷！！！”
奔扶桑
味浓味浓
我才是father！！！
叮铃铃铃铃铃铃铃~~~
叮铃铃铃铃铃铃铃~~
叮铃铃铃铃铃铃铃~
我才是father！！！
怕怕怕怕怕怕怕
怕怕怕怕怕怕怕
怕怕怕怕怕怕怕
我才是father！！！
哈踢-哈踢~哈踢猴！
哈踢-哈踢~哈踢猴！
哈踢-哈踢~哈踢猴！
我是father！！！
要叫要叫要不叫不叫~~~
要叫要叫要不叫不叫~~
要叫要叫要不叫不叫~
我是father！！！
别弄俺 俺太孬
请谁买单 爹给猴
撒一泡 俺的猴
山壁里有三对手
你扶着水
手臂有风
来客来按着你的指盖
把你给劈
喔~分离后~
问口你你可发猫？？？
噢噢噢噢噢噢死猫
噢噢噢噢噢噢斯猫
噢噢噢噢
砍我右臂求胆？
噢噢噢噢噢噢死猫
噢噢噢噢噢噢斯猫
噢噢噢噢
我才是father！！！
要叫叫叫叫叫叫
前头前头也得叫
要叫叫叫叫叫叫
我是father！！！
不叫？叫叫叫叫叫叫！！！
不叫？叫叫叫叫叫叫！！
不叫？叫叫叫叫叫叫！
我是father！！！
哎哟哎哟啊砰~~~
哎哟哎哟啊砰~~
哎哟哎哟啊砰~
我是father！！！
啊嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷~~呜
啊嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷~
我才是father！！！
谁可有两个爸？？？
按死我送人
伤我的肺弄我
害我还得 我变脑残
喂喂俺蟠桃
劳资眼泪成骤雨
我都有谁？？？
用不着你来找
孩纸你在哪？？？
我？地球上！！！
（狐狸语：！@￥%@#%#￥）
问一问烦恼
爱王土
爱王土
爱王土
NO！！！
（狐狸语：￥@#%@#%）
The End

听着歌看着下面的歌词自己记吧 因为唱的时候断词、连读、升降调什么的 每个人听法不一样 写出来你会感觉对不上
Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeek
Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot
Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow
But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
What the fox say?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the fox say?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the fox say?
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the fox say?
Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
and digging holes
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise
But if you meet
a friendly horse
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
What does the fox say?
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
What the fox say?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
What the fox say?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
What the fox say?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
What does the fox say?
The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?
You're my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do
Will we ever know?
Bay-budabud-dum-bam
I want to
Mama-dum-day-do
I want to
I want to know!
Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do追问

谐音本身就不需要标准。比你这个好哇！英文完全不懂！

这无法谐音，就算我写出来了停顿点，轻声，什么的你也不能看出来的。多学点英文或者喊别人教你一个单词一个单词的读

这个是吗？追问

还可以，虽然不是谐音但起码也是有中文的。

追答

额，对不起，我没听过，所以…………