he Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the
glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.
Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.
Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!
超速罚单
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...
一个警察拦下一个超速的家伙。。。
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
我可以看看你的驾照吗?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
我没有驾照。我第五次酒后开车时被吊销了。
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
我可以看看这辆车的执照吗?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
噢,这不是我的车。是我偷来的。
Officer: The car is stolen?
这车是偷来的?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
是啊。对了,当我把枪放在贮物箱里时我有看到过这辆车的执照。
Officer: You have a gun in there?
你在那里放了把枪?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
是的。当我杀了这车的女主人后,我把枪放在了那里 。她现在在车子的后备箱里。
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
后备箱里有具尸体?
The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
警察让那个家伙等等,小心地后退,叫来了后援。很快,车子就被警察围住,队长来到那个司机面前处理状况。
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
先生,我可以看看你的驾照吗?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
当然可以,警官。
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
恩,驾照没问题。这是谁的车?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
是我的车,警官。这里是车的执照。
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
能麻烦你慢慢打开车子的贮物箱吗?我要看一下那里是否有枪?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
好的,但是那里没有枪。
He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.
他打开了贮物箱。当然,那儿没有枪。
Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
我们可以打开后备箱看一下吗?有人告诉我那里有一具尸体。
Driver: No problem.
没问题。
The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.
他们打开了后备箱。里面只有一个备用胎。
Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
把你拦下来的警察说你告诉他你没有驾照,偷了车,在贮物箱里放了一把枪并且后备箱里有一具尸体。
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!
是啊,我猜他一定也告诉你我超速了。
一名警察停下超速的后面是一个家伙…
移民官:我可以看看你的驾驶执照吗?
司机:我可没有。我已经中止了,当我得到我的第五镦。
警官:我能看看登记为这个交通工具吗?
司机:噢,这不是我的车。是我偷的。
警官:车是偷来的吗?
司机:没错。哦,但是想起来了,我想我看见那登记
仪表板当我还是把我的枪在那里。
官员:你有把枪在那里吗?
司机:是的,先生。那是把它放在哪里了之后,我拍的老板娘的车。她是在一个大箱子里了。
警官:有一个身体后部的行李箱里好吗? ! ?
这个官员告诉那人把它抓住,背上掉小心地、电话进行备份。很快,这个车是被警察包围了,船长接近驱动程序来处理这种情况。
队长:先生,我可以看一看你的驾驶执照吗?
司机:当然,警官。
上校:嗯,这种许可证就无所谓了。这是谁的车?
司机:这是我的,警官。这是登记。
上校:你能慢慢打开汽车仪表板,请,这样我就能看清楚如果有一只枪在那里?
主干被打开,没有任何事情在那里的,但一个备用的轮胎。
上校:军官塞了你说你告诉他你没有许可证,偷了车,有一把枪在汽车仪表板,有一个死人的尸体在一个大箱子里了。
司机:是啊,我敢打赌,他一定告诉过你我超速了,也!
一名警察停下超速的后面是一个家伙…
移民官:我可以看看你的驾驶执照吗?
司机:我可没有。我已经中止了,当我得到我的第五镦。
警官:我能看看登记为这个交通工具吗?
司机:噢,这不是我的车。是我偷的。
警官:车是偷来的吗?
司机:没错。哦,但是想起来了,我想我看见那登记仪表板当我还是把我的枪在那里。
官员:你有把枪在那里吗?
司机:是的,先生。那是把它放在哪里了之后,我拍的老板娘的车。她是在一个大箱子里了。
警官:有一个身体后部的行李箱里好吗? ! ?
这个官员告诉那人把它抓住,背上掉小心地、电话进行备份。很快,这个车是被警察包围了,船长接近驱动程序来处理这种情况。
队长:先生,我可以看一看你的驾驶执照吗?
司机:当然,警官。
上校:嗯,这种许可证就无所谓了。这是谁的车?
司机:这是我的,警官。这是登记。
上校:你能慢慢打开汽车仪表板,请,这样我就能看清楚如果有一只枪在那里?
司机:是的,先生,但是没有枪。
他打开了它,果然,没有枪。
上校:你介意我们打开车尾的行李箱吗?我听说你说有一个尸体在那里。
司机:没问题。
主干被打开,没有任何事情在那里的,但一个备用的轮胎。
上校:哪个停下你的官员说你告诉他你没有许可证,偷了车,有一把枪在汽车仪表板,有一个死人的尸体在一个大箱子里了。
司机:是啊,我敢打赌,他一定告诉过你也我超速了!
一名警察停下超速的后面是一个家伙…
移民官:我可以看看你的驾驶执照吗?
司机:我可没有。我已经中止了,当我得到我的第五镦。
警官:我能看看登记为这个交通工具吗?
司机:噢,这不是我的车。是我偷的。
警官:车是偷来的吗?
司机:没错。哦,但是想起来了,我想我看见那登记
仪表板当我还是把我的枪在那里。
官员:你有把枪在那里吗?
司机:是的,先生。那是把它放在哪里了之后,我拍的老板娘的车。她是在一个大箱子里了。
警官:有一个身体后部的行李箱里好吗? ! ?
这个官员告诉那人把它抓住,背上掉小心地、电话进行备份。很快,这个车是被警察包围了,船长接近驱动程序来处理这种情况。
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