我问儿子：“给爸爸打电话没有，晚上回家吃饭不？”他说：“我给爸爸打电话，是一个阿姨接的。”我心里一沉，不高兴了。儿子继续说：“阿姨说了：‘您拨打的电话正在通话中，请稍后再拨。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead。小明就坐了下来。 过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead。小明又坐了下来。 他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？ 小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！
刘洪涛向外宾自我介绍说："I am Hong TaoLiu ",外宾听后说道：“我还是方块七呢！”
拜托了 都是简单的英语小笑话 上课用 用词准确啊、、
I asked son:"Have you called Dad and backed home to have dinner this night?" He replied:"I called Dad, and a lady picked his phone.", after hearing which my heart got a little bit heavy and I felt not happy. Then my son continued:"The lady at that side said:the phone you called is busy now, pleas dial again later."
During English lession, Xiaoming said to his teacher:"May I go to toilet?"
The teacher said:"Go ahead".Then Xiaoming sit down. And after a while, Xiaoming said again to his teacher:"May I go to the toilet?" The teacher said:"Go ahead", after which Xiaoming sit down again. The classmate sit beside finally asked:"You have just told the teacher that you want to go to the toilet, why don't you go?" Xiaoming replied:"Haven't you heard the teacher said: go a head!"
Liu Hongtao introduced himself to foreigners:"I am Hong Tao Liu", and the foreigner then replied:"Oh,I am Fangkuai Qi."
During English lession, Xiaoming said to his teacher:"May I go to toilet?"
The teacher said:"Go ahead".Then Xiaoming sit down. And after a while, Xiaoming said again to his teacher:"May I go to the toilet?" The teacher said:"Go ahead", after which Xiaoming sit down again. The classmate sit beside finally asked:"You have just told the teacher that you want to go to the toilet, why don't you go?" Xiaoming replied:"Haven't you heard the teacher said: go a head!"
Liu Hongtao introduced himself to foreigners:"I am Hong Tao Liu", and the foreigner then replied:"Oh,I am Fangkuai Qi."
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第1个回答 2014-03-08
I asked my son: "call dad no, go home at night to eat?" He said: "I call dad, is an aunt." My heart sank, not happy. The son said: "the aunt said: 'you dialed is busy now, please redial later."
Xiaoming English class told the teacher: May I go to the toilet?
The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, he also told the teacher: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down again. Students next to him so he could not help asking: you are not told the teacher to the bathroom? Why don't you go? Xiaoming says: you didn't listen to the teacher said "Damn it"!
Liu Hongtao to the self introduction says: " I am Hong TaoLiu ", the foreign guests; after listening to say: "I still block seven!"
望采纳
Xiaoming English class told the teacher: May I go to the toilet?
The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, he also told the teacher: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down again. Students next to him so he could not help asking: you are not told the teacher to the bathroom? Why don't you go? Xiaoming says: you didn't listen to the teacher said "Damn it"!
Liu Hongtao to the self introduction says: " I am Hong TaoLiu ", the foreign guests; after listening to say: "I still block seven!"
望采纳
第2个回答 2014-03-08
I asked my son: "call father: no, go home to have a meal in the evening?" He said: "I call dad, aunt is a pick up." My heart sank, I'm not happy. Son continued: "the aunt said:" you dial telephone is on the phone, please dial again later."
Xiao Ming in English class with the teacher say: May I go to the toilet?
The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, and xiao Ming said to the teacher, May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down again. Next to his classmates so cannot help but ask: you are not with the teacher said to the restroom? How don't go? Xiao Ming said: didn't you listen to the teacher say "go to your head"!
Liu Hongtao and introduce yourself to foreign guests, said: "I am Hong TaoLiu", foreign guests after hearing said: "I still square seven!"追问
Xiao Ming in English class with the teacher say: May I go to the toilet?
The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, and xiao Ming said to the teacher, May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down again. Next to his classmates so cannot help but ask: you are not with the teacher said to the restroom? How don't go? Xiao Ming said: didn't you listen to the teacher say "go to your head"!
Liu Hongtao and introduce yourself to foreign guests, said: "I am Hong TaoLiu", foreign guests after hearing said: "I still square seven!"追问
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