求英语大神帮忙翻译一下张全蛋的独白!要是正确的英语翻译哦!急求!

就是这个:
我是富土康三号流水线的张全蛋
英文名叫Michelejack
法文名叫霍雷呆-杰Q赖
我的工作是组装手机
那些大牌子的手机啊
都是我们代生产的
什么samsong啊
洛ki拉啊
阿普啊
华强北啊
我都有摸过
我是我们流水线的纪检员
那根据不同商家的要求啊,肯定是不一样的。
像我们这种国际化的enterprise
对质量的要求肯定是very的high
毕竟我们也算是半个外企嘛
做的东西肯定是nuibilityde
像素高屏幕大电量足跑马灯
哈哈哈哈哈
小米手机是怎么检测的呢
我们就用一根温度计
这就是thermometer
如果小米手机的开机温度低于85摄氏度的话
就说明这部手机是不合格的
那就要打回去重做
我是怎么检测锤子手机的质量的呢?
作为有情怀的国产手机
质量一定要过硬
一锤子下去
完好无损的那些才可以放到市场上无售卖
所以我到现在都还没有看到哪里有卖
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
我喜欢的人是
4号流水线的李小花
IsabellaLi
她正在和2号流水线上的赵铁柱谈恋爱
赵铁柱他们班最近在代工那个什么
applewatch嘛
他每个月连奖金总共有三千两百多块
她是因为钱才跟他在一起的
他连QQ会员都不是
那个苹果婊
stupid!
苹果这个没有质检这个环节
就算iphone多烂你们都抢得头破血流嘛
还用质检条毛啊
那个applewatch那么烂
你们还不是那肾来换
啊买了个表买了个表
stupid!
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

I am a rich soil, the no. 3 line Zhang Quan eggs

English named Michelejack

French named HuoLei stay - jie Q lai

My job is to mobile phones

The big brands of mobile phones

Are produced by our generation

What samsong

Los ki pull.

O,

Huaqiang north!

I have touched

I am a JiJianYuan our line

That according to the requirements of different businesses, affirmation is not the same.

As we this kind of enterprise internationalization

It must be very high to the requirement of quality

After all, we are half a foreign company

Do things must be nuibilityde

Pixels high screen large power entertaining diversions

Ha ha ha ha ha

Millet mobile phone is how to test

We'll use a thermometer

This is the thermometer

If the millet mobile phone boot temperature below 85 degrees Celsius

This phone is not qualified

That is about to play back and redo

How do I detect a hammer of the quality of the mobile phone?

As there are feelings of domestic mobile phone

The quality must be good

A hammer down

Intact those can only be done without selling on the market

So I still don't see where to have sell

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I like of the person is

Xiao-hua li 4 line

IsabellaLi

She is in love with 2 lines tie-zhu zhao

Tie-zhu zhao their class in the contract that recently

Applewatch!

He even bonus every month a total of more than three thousand two hundred pieces

She didn't together with him because of money

He is not even a QQ member

The apple Biao

Stupid!

Apple's no quality inspection this link

Even if the iphone more rotten rob the wall, all of you

Also with quality hair

The applewatch so bad

You are not the kidney to change

O bought a watch bought a watch

Stupid!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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