求翻译 。农夫与外星人的笑话。英文版。最好翻译正确、

一日农夫外出遇见了一个外星人,外星人看见农夫后伸出了3个手指头,农夫见后伸出了5个手指头,外星人便做了个八的手势,农夫伸出了大拇指。
他们各自回家后农夫对老婆说他今天遇到一个好聪明的外星人,我问他3+5等于多少,他说等于8。外星人回家后惊恐的对老婆说他今天遇到一个好厉害的地球人!他说他一天杀3个人,地球人说他一天杀5个,他说他是用枪打死的,地球人说他是用大拇指按死的!
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One day a farmer met an Alien when he went out. The Alien showed three fingers to the farmer, then the farmer replied him by giving him five fingers. And the Alien make the hand gesture of number eight, the farmer handed up his thumb to the Alien for appreciation.

After the farmer came home, the farmer told his wife that he had met a very clever Alien who knew three and five was eight . And the Alien told his wife with horror that he met a cruel terran who said himself can kill five terran everyday while the alien said he can kill three. The Alien said he killed them by shot, but the terran said he killed the human with his thumb.
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第1个回答  2012-02-10
One day a farmer went out to meet an alien, the alien saw the farmer after held up 3 fingers, the farmer sees held up 5 fingers, the aliens will do a eight gesture, the farmer out a thumb.They went home after the farmer said to his wife that he had met a good intelligent aliens today, I asked him how much he said 3+5 is equal, equal to 8. The alien home after the panic of wife said he found a good man on the earth today! He said he was a god damn 3 people, the man said he day 5, he said that he was killed with a gun, the earth people say he is with your thumb to die!
第2个回答  2012-02-10
One day the farmer go out to meet an alien, alien see after the farmer to stretch out the three fingers, the farmer see out after five fingers, the alien and made a eight gestures, the farmer to stretch out the thumb.
Their respective home the farmer say to the wife he met today a good intelligent aliens, I ask him 3 + 5 equal to, how much he said equal to 8. Alien home say to the wife of panic after he met today a very fierce earth person! He said that one day he killed three people, earth people say he killed five a day, he said he was killed in a gun, the earth person said he is according to the death with their thumbs!
第3个回答  2012-02-10
One day the farmer go out to meet an alien, alien see after the farmer to stretch out the three fingers, the farmer see out after five fingers, the alien and made a eight gestures, the farmer to stretch out the thumb. Their respective home the farmer say to the wife he met today a good intelligent aliens, I ask him 3 + 5 equal to, how much he said equal to 8. Alien home say to the wife of panic after he met today a very fierce earth person! He said that one day he killed three people, earth people say he killed five a day, he said he was killed in a gun, the earth person said he is according to the death with their thumbs!!!!
第4个回答  2012-02-23
One day the farmer go out to meet an alien, alien see after the farmer to stretch out the three fingers, the farmer see out after five fingers, the alien and made a eight gestures, the farmer to stretch out the thumb.
Their respective home the farmer say to the wife he met today a good intelligent aliens, I ask him 3 + 5 equal to, how much he said equal to 8. Alien home say to the wife of panic after he met today a very fierce earth person! He said that one day he killed three people, earth people say he killed five a day, he said he was killed in a gun, the earth person said he is according to the death with his thumb

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