简单一点的，能凑个十分钟左右，比如那啥小飞侠，怪物史莱克，小红帽之类的，不要白雪公主和灰姑娘！要搞笑点的
星期日之前快点回答！！最好剧本是阿拉丁神灯，，觉得这个蛮好玩的，能不能写下有人物动作的
Aladdin story (comedy)
An American , A French and a Chinese walk in the desert , Go and go and see a bottle , After opening the Cork flying out of a person to , The man said :“ I am immortal , I can meet each of you three wishes"
Americans first rushing said :“ My first wish is to be a lot of money"
Immortal says :“ This simple , Meet you ! Talk about the second wish"
Americans say : I would also like a lot of money"
Immortal after meeting his desire , Americans have also said that his third wish :“ I get home"
Immortal says :“ No problem " Americans with a lot of money back to the United States.
Immortals also asked the French.
French say :“ I want beauty !“ God gave him Belle.
French also said : I would also like to beauty !“ Immortals also meet his , Giving him beauty.
French last when it comes to :“ Take me back to France"
Immortal after returning to ask the Chinese to French.
The Chinese say :“ A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
God gave him . Asked what was his second wish.
The Chinese say : A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
Immortal asked what was his third wish.
The Chinese say :“ I quite like to French and American , You put them all back"
The French and United States popular joy , But helpless , Three people had to walk on
Walked walks has seen a bottle , After opening the plug out of a person to,
The man said :“ I am just the immortals by disciple , Mana not his strength,
So I have to meet each of you two wishes.“
The French and United States people together as a whole think let the Chinese say as good,
That was his back.
So Chinese people said :“ We'll give you a bottle of ER Guo TOU.“
Immortal satisfy his desire.
French and the Americans urging Chinese say second wish.
Chinese gently after drinking a strong spirit of God says:........
The line, you can go
Americans and the French in a huff followed the Chinese continued to travel, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said:
“I'm the one immortal apprentice apprentice , I can only meet each of you one wish! ”
The Americans hurriedly rushing said :“ I never want to see the Chinese people. " Immortal said :" all right. ”，
Then turn to ask the French: “ You then? " The French hurried to say :" I do not want to see the Chinese people. ”
Immortal says :“ Good. " And then turn to ask the Chinese:" do you? ”
The Chinese say: “ They say doesn't count ” 。
As a result the Americans and the French hate Chinese people, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said :“ I'm the one immortal disciple disciple disciple , I only met three of you one wish! " The Americans and the French chorus of whispered:" the Chinese say nothing pretty ".
The man says: “ Good ” , Thus turn to ask the Chinese: “ Say what you want to ？ ”
The Chinese say: “ Let them back to their country, don't follow me suffer. ”
阿拉丁神灯的故事（搞笑版）
一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:“我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望"
美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱"
神仙说:“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧"
美国人说:我还要很多的钱"
神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:“把我弄回家"
神仙说:“没问题"于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
神仙又问法国人.
法国人说:“我要美女!“神仙给了他美女.
法国人又说:我还要美女!“神仙也满足了他,给了他美女.
法国人最后说到:“把我送回法国"
神仙把法国人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:“先来瓶二锅头吧"
神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.
中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头"
神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.
中国人说:“我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧"
法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走
走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,
那个人说:“我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,
所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.“
法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,
免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:“那就先来瓶二锅头吧.“
神仙满足了他的愿望.
法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.
中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说：........
行了，你可以走了
美国人和法国人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:
“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望！”
美国人急忙抢着说:“我再也不想见到那个中国人了。”神仙说:“好的。”，
然后转头问法国人：“你的呢？”法国人急忙说:“我也不想见到那个中国人了。”
神仙说:“好的。”然后转头问中国人：“你的呢？”
中国人说：“他们说的都不算”。
于是乎美国人和法国人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望！”美国人和法国人异口同声的小声说：“那个中国人说的什么都不算”。
那个人说：“好的”，于是乎转头问中国人：“你想说什么 ？”
那个中国人说：“让他们都回各自的国家吧，别跟着我受罪。”追问
An American , A French and a Chinese walk in the desert , Go and go and see a bottle , After opening the Cork flying out of a person to , The man said :“ I am immortal , I can meet each of you three wishes"
Americans first rushing said :“ My first wish is to be a lot of money"
Immortal says :“ This simple , Meet you ! Talk about the second wish"
Americans say : I would also like a lot of money"
Immortal after meeting his desire , Americans have also said that his third wish :“ I get home"
Immortal says :“ No problem " Americans with a lot of money back to the United States.
Immortals also asked the French.
French say :“ I want beauty !“ God gave him Belle.
French also said : I would also like to beauty !“ Immortals also meet his , Giving him beauty.
French last when it comes to :“ Take me back to France"
Immortal after returning to ask the Chinese to French.
The Chinese say :“ A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
God gave him . Asked what was his second wish.
The Chinese say : A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
Immortal asked what was his third wish.
The Chinese say :“ I quite like to French and American , You put them all back"
The French and United States popular joy , But helpless , Three people had to walk on
Walked walks has seen a bottle , After opening the plug out of a person to,
The man said :“ I am just the immortals by disciple , Mana not his strength,
So I have to meet each of you two wishes.“
The French and United States people together as a whole think let the Chinese say as good,
That was his back.
So Chinese people said :“ We'll give you a bottle of ER Guo TOU.“
Immortal satisfy his desire.
French and the Americans urging Chinese say second wish.
Chinese gently after drinking a strong spirit of God says:........
The line, you can go
Americans and the French in a huff followed the Chinese continued to travel, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said:
“I'm the one immortal apprentice apprentice , I can only meet each of you one wish! ”
The Americans hurriedly rushing said :“ I never want to see the Chinese people. " Immortal said :" all right. ”，
Then turn to ask the French: “ You then? " The French hurried to say :" I do not want to see the Chinese people. ”
Immortal says :“ Good. " And then turn to ask the Chinese:" do you? ”
The Chinese say: “ They say doesn't count ” 。
As a result the Americans and the French hate Chinese people, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said :“ I'm the one immortal disciple disciple disciple , I only met three of you one wish! " The Americans and the French chorus of whispered:" the Chinese say nothing pretty ".
The man says: “ Good ” , Thus turn to ask the Chinese: “ Say what you want to ？ ”
The Chinese say: “ Let them back to their country, don't follow me suffer. ”
阿拉丁神灯的故事（搞笑版）
一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:“我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望"
美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱"
神仙说:“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧"
美国人说:我还要很多的钱"
神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:“把我弄回家"
神仙说:“没问题"于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
神仙又问法国人.
法国人说:“我要美女!“神仙给了他美女.
法国人又说:我还要美女!“神仙也满足了他,给了他美女.
法国人最后说到:“把我送回法国"
神仙把法国人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:“先来瓶二锅头吧"
神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.
中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头"
神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.
中国人说:“我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧"
法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走
走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,
那个人说:“我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,
所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.“
法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,
免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:“那就先来瓶二锅头吧.“
神仙满足了他的愿望.
法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.
中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说：........
行了，你可以走了
美国人和法国人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:
“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望！”
美国人急忙抢着说:“我再也不想见到那个中国人了。”神仙说:“好的。”，
然后转头问法国人：“你的呢？”法国人急忙说:“我也不想见到那个中国人了。”
神仙说:“好的。”然后转头问中国人：“你的呢？”
中国人说：“他们说的都不算”。
于是乎美国人和法国人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望！”美国人和法国人异口同声的小声说：“那个中国人说的什么都不算”。
那个人说：“好的”，于是乎转头问中国人：“你想说什么 ？”
那个中国人说：“让他们都回各自的国家吧，别跟着我受罪。”追问
有没有有描述动作的
追答要动作是吧简单加分啊（还有那个137******的SB抄袭我，哥是原创） 有点难两天后给你完稿呵呵，（前面开玩笑的，别当真啊）
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An American , A French and a Chinese walk in the desert , Go and go and see a bottle , After opening the Cork flying out of a person to , The man said :“ I am immortal , I can meet each of you three wishes"
Americans first rushing said :“ My first wish is to be a lot of money"
Immortal says :“ This simple , Meet you ! Talk about the second wish"
Americans say : I would also like a lot of money"
Immortal after meeting his desire , Americans have also said that his third wish :“ I get home"
Immortal says :“ No problem " Americans with a lot of money back to the United States.
Immortals also asked the French.
French say :“ I want beauty !“ God gave him Belle.
French also said : I would also like to beauty !“ Immortals also meet his , Giving him beauty.
French last when it comes to :“ Take me back to France"
Immortal after returning to ask the Chinese to French.
The Chinese say :“ A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
God gave him . Asked what was his second wish.
The Chinese say : A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
Immortal asked what was his third wish.
The Chinese say :“ I quite like to French and American , You put them all back"
The French and United States popular joy , But helpless , Three people had to walk on
Walked walks has seen a bottle , After opening the plug out of a person to,
The man said :“ I am just the immortals by disciple , Mana not his strength,
So I have to meet each of you two wishes.“
The French and United States people together as a whole think let the Chinese say as good,
That was his back.
So Chinese people said :“ We'll give you a bottle of ER Guo TOU.“
Immortal satisfy his desire.
French and the Americans urging Chinese say second wish.
Chinese gently after drinking a strong spirit of God says:........
The line, you can go
Americans and the French in a huff followed the Chinese continued to travel, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said:
“I'm the one immortal apprentice apprentice , I can only meet each of you one wish! ”
The Americans hurriedly rushing said :“ I never want to see the Chinese people. " Immortal said :" all right. ”，
Then turn to ask the French: “ You then? " The French hurried to say :" I do not want to see the Chinese people. ”
Immortal says :“ Good. " And then turn to ask the Chinese:" do you? ”
The Chinese say: “ They say doesn't count ” 。
As a result the Americans and the French hate Chinese people, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said :“ I'm the one immortal disciple disciple disciple , I only met three of you one wish! " The Americans and the French chorus of whispered:" the Chinese say nothing pretty ".
The man says: “ Good ” , Thus turn to ask the Chinese: “ Say what you want to ？ ”
The Chinese say: “ Let them back to their country, don't follow me suffer. ”
阿拉丁神灯的故事（搞笑版）
一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:“我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望"
美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱"
神仙说:“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧"
美国人说:我还要很多的钱"
神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:“把我弄回家"
神仙说:“没问题"于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
神仙又问法国人.
法国人说:“我要美女!“神仙给了他美女.
法国人又说:我还要美女!“神仙也满足了他,给了他美女.
法国人最后说到:“把我送回法国"
神仙把法国人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:“先来瓶二锅头吧"
神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.
中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头"
神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.
中国人说:“我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧"
法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走
走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,
那个人说:“我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,
所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.“
法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,
免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:“那就先来瓶二锅头吧.“
神仙满足了他的愿望.
法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.
中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说：........
行了，你可以走了
美国人和法国人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:
“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望！”
美国人急忙抢着说:“我再也不想见到那个中国人了。”神仙说:“好的。”，
然后转头问法国人：“你的呢？”法国人急忙说:“我也不想见到那个中国人了。”
神仙说:“好的。”然后转头问中国人：“你的呢？”
中国人说：“他们说的都不算”。
于是乎美国人和法国人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望！”美国人和法国人异口同声的小声说：“那个中国人说的什么都不算”。
那个人说：“好的”，于是乎转头问中国人：“你想说什么 ？”
那个中国人说：“让他们都回各自的国家吧，别跟着我受罪追问
An American , A French and a Chinese walk in the desert , Go and go and see a bottle , After opening the Cork flying out of a person to , The man said :“ I am immortal , I can meet each of you three wishes"
Americans first rushing said :“ My first wish is to be a lot of money"
Immortal says :“ This simple , Meet you ! Talk about the second wish"
Americans say : I would also like a lot of money"
Immortal after meeting his desire , Americans have also said that his third wish :“ I get home"
Immortal says :“ No problem " Americans with a lot of money back to the United States.
Immortals also asked the French.
French say :“ I want beauty !“ God gave him Belle.
French also said : I would also like to beauty !“ Immortals also meet his , Giving him beauty.
French last when it comes to :“ Take me back to France"
Immortal after returning to ask the Chinese to French.
The Chinese say :“ A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
God gave him . Asked what was his second wish.
The Chinese say : A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
Immortal asked what was his third wish.
The Chinese say :“ I quite like to French and American , You put them all back"
The French and United States popular joy , But helpless , Three people had to walk on
Walked walks has seen a bottle , After opening the plug out of a person to,
The man said :“ I am just the immortals by disciple , Mana not his strength,
So I have to meet each of you two wishes.“
The French and United States people together as a whole think let the Chinese say as good,
That was his back.
So Chinese people said :“ We'll give you a bottle of ER Guo TOU.“
Immortal satisfy his desire.
French and the Americans urging Chinese say second wish.
Chinese gently after drinking a strong spirit of God says:........
The line, you can go
Americans and the French in a huff followed the Chinese continued to travel, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said:
“I'm the one immortal apprentice apprentice , I can only meet each of you one wish! ”
The Americans hurriedly rushing said :“ I never want to see the Chinese people. " Immortal said :" all right. ”，
Then turn to ask the French: “ You then? " The French hurried to say :" I do not want to see the Chinese people. ”
Immortal says :“ Good. " And then turn to ask the Chinese:" do you? ”
The Chinese say: “ They say doesn't count ” 。
As a result the Americans and the French hate Chinese people, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said :“ I'm the one immortal disciple disciple disciple , I only met three of you one wish! " The Americans and the French chorus of whispered:" the Chinese say nothing pretty ".
The man says: “ Good ” , Thus turn to ask the Chinese: “ Say what you want to ？ ”
The Chinese say: “ Let them back to their country, don't follow me suffer. ”
阿拉丁神灯的故事（搞笑版）
一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:“我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望"
美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱"
神仙说:“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧"
美国人说:我还要很多的钱"
神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:“把我弄回家"
神仙说:“没问题"于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
神仙又问法国人.
法国人说:“我要美女!“神仙给了他美女.
法国人又说:我还要美女!“神仙也满足了他,给了他美女.
法国人最后说到:“把我送回法国"
神仙把法国人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:“先来瓶二锅头吧"
神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.
中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头"
神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.
中国人说:“我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧"
法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走
走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,
那个人说:“我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,
所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.“
法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,
免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:“那就先来瓶二锅头吧.“
神仙满足了他的愿望.
法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.
中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说：........
行了，你可以走了
美国人和法国人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:
“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望！”
美国人急忙抢着说:“我再也不想见到那个中国人了。”神仙说:“好的。”，
然后转头问法国人：“你的呢？”法国人急忙说:“我也不想见到那个中国人了。”
神仙说:“好的。”然后转头问中国人：“你的呢？”
中国人说：“他们说的都不算”。
于是乎美国人和法国人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人，走着走着又看到一个瓶子，
打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，那个人说:“我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望！”美国人和法国人异口同声的小声说：“那个中国人说的什么都不算”。
那个人说：“好的”，于是乎转头问中国人：“你想说什么 ？”
那个中国人说：“让他们都回各自的国家吧，别跟着我受罪追问
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