请各位英语高手为我翻译一则笑话 做课前演讲用

从前 有一个男孩 他的女朋友向他提出分手
他也不知道该怎么办
毕竟….感情还是不能勉强的
他听朋友说
她最近跟一个男的走的很近
他不敢相信
也不想相信
因为…..他真的很喜欢她……
但是…..那天在街上
他竟然看到了她跟另一个他
手牵着手
很亲密的说说笑笑
刹那间
他的心……碎了…….
经过他的打听
才知道他…竟然是医学院的学生
家里还开了间大医院
这几天他一直睡不着
还是很想挽回他们之间的感情…..
他想了很久
决定每天送她一颗苹果
因为
他坚信
“An apple a day keeps a doctor away.”

可适当改编

Onceupon a time, there was a boy who's girlfriend wanted to break up with him.
He felt so anxiety because he loves his girlfriend so much, but no one can force a relationship.
He heard some gossiper form his friends that she was dating with a guy.
He coundn't and even didnt want to believe it, becaus that hurt so mush, until one day he saw his girl with an other guy.
They were quite intimate and the girl looked so happy.
His heart was break at that moment.
Finally, he discovered that the rival is a medical school student and his famliy own a big hospital.
he couldn't sleep for thinking about saving thrie relationship.
At last, he made a big decision that he would give an apple to her everyday.
Because he believe that--
“An apple a day keeps a doctor away.”
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第1个回答  2009-11-14
once upon a time,a boy,sadly his gal wanted break him up,so he didn't know wot's goin' on either,well,love business...after all.but he heard of somethin' from his pals,'cause his chick was loved another guy,he didn't believe it,or in other words,he wantrt.'cause...
he loved her so...however,that day,on street,he saw 'em,hand in hand,talkin' happily,suddenly,he felt his heart broken...then he got some info by prying into 'em,that sob,unexpectedly,a medical college ass,also runnin' a big hospital of his family,so he was often insomnious now days,still was tryin'to save his love,then got an idea after a long time thinkin'---sendin'an apple to her everyday,because...he believe...“An apple a day keeps a doctor away.”

i really think it's sick.lol
第2个回答  2009-11-14
Once there was a boy of his girlfriend broke up to him
He didn't know what to do
After all... Sentiment. Cannot be forced
He said the friend
She walked with a male of the recent close
He dare not believe
Also don't believe
Because... .. He really likes her...
But... .. That day in the street
He saw her with another
Hand in hand
Very close laughing
suddenly
His heart... Broken... .
After he inquired
Just know him... Unexpectedly is medical students
Home is a big hospital open
These days, he always slept
Still wanted to revive their relationship. ..
He thought for a long time
Every day she decided to send an apple
because
He believes
"An apple a day keeps a doctor travel."
第3个回答  2009-11-14
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