1. A and B meet at the university for the first time. A isasking for direction, and B is showing the direction for A.
2. A and B greet each other on the campus road. A is going topick up his mother, who is coming to visit the campus. B recommends the GuestHouse for A’s mother.
3. James is sharing the good news with Lisa that Robert and Janehave won the top Prize in the essay competition – atrip to Beijing.
mnipotent& I am impotentMonica: all right, phoebe?Phoebe:
ok, if I were omnipotent for one day, I would want world peace, no
hunger, good things for the rain forest, and big boobs.Ross: well, see, you took mine. ~~~~~ What about you, Chandler?Chandler: well, if I were omnipotent for one day, I would make myself omnipotent forever.Rachel: there’s always one guy” if I had a wish, I wish for three more wishes.Joey walked into the room form outsideMonica: hi, Joey, what would do if you are omnipotent?Joey: probably kill myself!Everyone shocked!!Monica: excuse me??Joey: hi, if little Joey is dead, then I got no reason to live!Ross: Joey, omnipotent.Joey: you are? ~~~~oh, Ross, I’m sorry. I have no idea; I thought it was a theoretical question.
ok, if I were omnipotent for one day, I would want world peace, no
hunger, good things for the rain forest, and big boobs.Ross: well, see, you took mine. ~~~~~ What about you, Chandler?Chandler: well, if I were omnipotent for one day, I would make myself omnipotent forever.Rachel: there’s always one guy” if I had a wish, I wish for three more wishes.Joey walked into the room form outsideMonica: hi, Joey, what would do if you are omnipotent?Joey: probably kill myself!Everyone shocked!!Monica: excuse me??Joey: hi, if little Joey is dead, then I got no reason to live!Ross: Joey, omnipotent.Joey: you are? ~~~~oh, Ross, I’m sorry. I have no idea; I thought it was a theoretical question.
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第1个回答 2014-01-07
（自言自语）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一个正在看书的女生）你好，同学！我是外国佬，第一次来这里，我可以问你个问题吗？
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起头）额，什么事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额，（挠头）能告诉我，去厕所的路吗？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了吗？我是女生，怎么会去过男厕所呢？我当然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
额，在中国，厕所不是在一起的吗？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那个意思。那么，女厕所在哪里呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什么！？你要去女厕所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快点告诉我吗？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，说实话，我也不是本地人，我刚刚来这里度假，所以我无法回答你的问题，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
额……
The amount of......
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起头）额，什么事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额，（挠头）能告诉我，去厕所的路吗？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了吗？我是女生，怎么会去过男厕所呢？我当然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
额，在中国，厕所不是在一起的吗？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那个意思。那么，女厕所在哪里呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什么！？你要去女厕所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快点告诉我吗？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，说实话，我也不是本地人，我刚刚来这里度假，所以我无法回答你的问题，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
额……
The amount of......
第2个回答 2014-01-14
介个太逗了 转起 笑一笑十年少o(^_^)o 早晨特冷，我和姐姐两个人去提款机取钱，正好遇见运钞车来加钞。无奈之下两人只好站在一旁苦苦等候，这时姐对我说：冻手不？ 我冷冷地回一句：冻手！结果四杆枪瞬间指向我们俩……我们两个人被抓住送往***，在路上我们一直沉默，后来我问姐姐：你怎么还不开腔呢？结果八杆枪瞬间指向我俩… 到了警局，**问我姐姐：你叫什么名字？我姐：蒋英羽。**再问：你叫什么名字？我姐：蒋英羽。 **对我吼道：what is your name？我：(沉默以对。)**再次对我吼道：what is your name？我腼腆的回：蒋国羽
