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The Justin Bieber - Madonna Feud Escalates
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Justin Bieber performed at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium in Green Bay.
After the concert he was asked about the rumors of a feud between him and 51-year-old has-been singer Madonna.
Justin simply shook his head and said that he could not believe that the old hag (his word) was so upset with him.
When asked what he had said about her that had infuriated he simply shrugged his shoulders. He then said that as best as he can figure it must have been when he told a reporter for The National Enquirer that he had never heard of the bad tempered songstress.
He went on to say that he did vaguely remember his grandmother mentioning a female singer who had recorded a song called the "Material World," or the "Material Curl," or maybe the "Material Girl."
When Madonna heard of Justin's remarks she said that she did not put much stock into anything that the little fetus said.
She noted that she has diaphragms that are older than the little shitball.
And she pointed out that his little pecker is probably the size of Jon Gosselin's 3-inch weenie.
When word got back to Justin about what Madonna had said, he simply shook his head and remarked that he really did not want to get into a heated discussion with an old woman who could be old enough to be his grandmother.
In other news. South Africa's planned invasion of Finland has been postponed due to the ongoing World Cup Finals
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Justin Bieber - Madonna之间的恩怨加重
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin（地点）：Justin Bieber 在GREEN BAY的雪球盒剧院进行了表演。
在音乐会后他被问及关于他和51岁的女歌星Madonna之间有恩怨的流言。
Justin只是摇摇头说他无法相信那个老巫婆（他本人的话...）竟然对他这么不满。
当被问及他曾对她说过什么时他生气了，只是耸了耸肩膀。然后他说他尽力能够想到的也就是他告诉一个 The National Enquirer 的记者他之前从没听说过有那么一个坏脾气的女歌手。
他然后说他隐约记得他祖母曾经提过有一个女性歌手曾录制过一首歌"Material World," 或者 "Material Curl," 或者可能是"Material Girl."
当Madonna听说了Justin的言论后只是说她不会把那个小孩说的任何东西放在心上。
她说她的隔膜都比那小家伙老。
然后她说她的JB可能比Jon Gosselin小3英寸。
当这些话回到Justin耳朵里后他只是摇头说不想和一个老的可以当他祖母的老女人纠缠下去。
其他新闻，南非想侵占芬兰的意图已经因为正在进行的世界杯决赛而搁置了。
你还漏了一条最重要的话！
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
上面的故事是一则讽刺或者模仿诗文。它完全是虚构的！！！
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绿湾,威斯康辛州表现的,贾斯汀,毕伯盒雪球礼堂里绿湾。
音乐会结束后,他被问到的传闻之间的争执,51岁。他曾经叱咤风云歌手麦当娜。
贾斯汀简单地摇了摇头,说他无法相信这个丑老太婆(他的话)如此心烦意乱。
当问及他所说的关于她已经激怒了他只是耸耸肩。他接着说,尽其所能弄明白它一定是当他告诉记者,他对国家问讯,从未听说过怀songstress。
他继续说道,他提到了他的祖母模模糊糊记得女歌手曾经录制了歌曲“物质世界,”或“材料”或者可能卷发,“物质女孩。”
当麦当娜听见她说的话,贾斯汀,她没有提出任何股票进那个小胎儿说。
她说她有隔膜,年纪比较小shitball。
她指出,他可能是小pecker大小的Gosselin英寸的weenie琼。
当消息回到贾斯汀关于玛丹娜曾说,他只是摇摇头,说他真的不想陷入了热烈的讨论和一位老妇人可能年龄够大了,可以自己的祖母。
在其它方面。南非的计划被推迟入侵芬兰由于持续的世界杯之旅
