A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."还有:Joke:About Drivers
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A pimp
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
还有:One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, thats what he did.
Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!还有:Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of Bombay Sapphire,downs them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f_ck the cat."
还有: Too bad there's not such a thing as a golden skunk, because you'd probably be proud to be sprayed by one.
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