如题所述
哦，我要放屁了！
2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
即使它在打折，300美元对于一件设计师品牌的裙子来说也太贵了。
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
哦，别为了找路而停下来，我相信你能找到那里的。
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
亲爱的，你觉得这件衣服让我的屁股看起来太小了吗？
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'.
我们之间的关系能不能更亲密一些？我厌倦了只是做朋友。
6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
哦，这颗钻石实在太大了！
7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
我们今晚能不能不聊天，只看电视？
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
你指的是今天是我们纪念日吗？
9. We never talk anymore.
我们再也不说话了。
10. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
嘿，你试穿的时候我帮你拿包。
11. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
哦，别管星期一晚上的足球赛了，我们看《飞越情海》吧。
12. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
我起来的时候，要帮你拿点什么吗？
13. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
哦，安东尼·班德拉斯和布拉德·皮特？我一定要看那部电影！
14. Here honey, you use the remote.
给，亲爱的，你用遥控器吧。
15. Betty: "I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours."
贝蒂：“我昨晚摔倒了，昏迷了八个小时。”
Hetty: "How dreadful! Where did you fall?"
赫蒂：“太可怕了！你在哪里摔倒的？”
Betty: "I fell asleep."
贝蒂：“我睡着了。”
16. Tommy: "Are flies good to eat?"
汤米：“苍蝇好吃吗？”
Dad: "I don't think so. Why do you ask?"
爸爸：“我不这么认为。你为什么问这个？”
Tommy: "There was one in your pie."
汤米：“你馅饼里有一个。”
17. Mother: "Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?"
妈妈：“今天放学后，为什么老师把你留下来了，约翰尼？”
Johnny: "Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness', and I turned in a blank sheet of paper."
约翰尼：“老师让我们写一篇关于‘懒惰的后果’的作文，我交了一张白纸。”
18. I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing. I explained that it was good for wrinkles.
我往脸上抹面霜时，我女儿问我正在做什么。我解释说这对皱纹有好处。
"It's sure doing a great job, mommy," she replied. "You are getting more of them."
“妈妈，它肯定很管用，”她回答说，“你的皱纹越来越多了。”
请注意，以上翻译保持了原文的幽默和语境，同时对句子结构和用词进行了适当的调整以符合英语语法和表达习惯。
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