Funny things we learn from movies...
Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. (This one sounds funny but is actually true, it's considered dishonorable to all attack at once when you outnumber your opponent)
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
在纽约，大的，阁楼式公寓的价格在大多数人可接受的范围内，不管是有没有工作的。
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil
万一你决定去拆除炸弹的时候，不要担心需要剪断哪根线，因为你总会剪到正确的线。
大部分笔记本电脑都很强大，强大道可以承载任何入侵外星社会的通信系统。
如果你在一次涉及到武术的战斗中数量上超负荷的话，不用担心， 你的对手会耐心的一个一个的用威胁的姿态舞动在周围攻击你直到你将他们的前任击倒。（这个确实听起来有趣，但是这是个事实，因为当你的对手数超过你的时候 ，马上进行全力进攻是可耻的行为）
当你关灯睡觉的时候，你卧室中的所有东西依旧看的清清楚楚，而且一般是淡蓝色的。
如果你是金发碧眼，又很漂亮，那么你很可能在22岁的时候成为世界核分裂专家
忠诚而又工作认真的警察一般都会在他们退休的前三天被枪杀。
夸大狂患者宁愿用有保险丝，滑轮系统，致命气体，激光，和吃人的鲨鱼这些复杂的机器将他们的主要的敌人杀死，也不愿意浪费子弹，这方法可以让他们的俘虏至少有20分钟的时间逃跑。
所有的床都有一个特殊的l形状的护罩。它能够到女性的腋窝，而只能够到她身边的男人的胳膊部分
所有的杂货店包里都至少有一个法国棍式面包
每个人都会轻易的将一架飞机降落，只要控制塔的人告诉他降落。
一旦用了，这唇膏就再也擦不掉，甚至潜水的时候。
你很可能在任何异常战争中都幸存下来，除非你犯了将你家里的甜心照片给某些人展示的这种错误。
万一你希望想以德国或者俄国长官的身份通过检查，你完全没有必要说这些语言，德国或者俄国口音就可以了。
一个男人即使受了很重的打时也不会表现出很疼的样子，但是当一个女人准备给他清理伤口时，他会表现的很痛苦。
大，阁楼式公寓在纽约市有能力按照大多数人的价格范围 - 无论他们有没有工作。
至少有一个相同的双胞胎一出生邪恶。
如果你决定拆除一颗炸弹，而不用担心电线削减。你将永远是正确的选择。
大多数笔记本电脑是功能强大到足以推翻任何外来侵入社会的通信系统。
不要紧，如果你是在一个涉及大量武术争取寡不敌众：你的敌人会耐心地等待攻击之一跳舞的方式在你周围的威胁之一，直到您已经淘汰了他们的前辈。 （此一听起来滑稽，但实际上是真实的，它考虑到所有不光彩的一次攻击时，你多于你的对手）
当你关了灯上床睡觉，一切都在你的卧室仍清晰可见，只是略有蓝色。
如果你是金发碧眼的漂亮，它有可能成为在22岁的核裂变世界级专家。
诚实和勤奋工作的传统枪杀警察是在退休前3天。
与其浪费子弹，自大狂喜欢杀死天敌利用复杂的机械引信，滑轮系统，致命的气体，激光，人吃鲨鱼，这将使他们的俘虏，至少20分钟的时间逃跑。
所有病床有特殊L形覆盖表，达到了一个女人腋下的水平，但只限于腰部的杂货店购物袋旁her.All男子躺在水平至少包含一个法国长棍面包。
这是任何人都能轻松地提供飞机中有控制塔的人谈谈你失望。
一旦实施，将永远不会擦掉口红 - 即使是在潜水。
你很可能生存在任何战争中战斗，除非你做的是显示某人成为你的爱人回家图片错误。
如果你想给一个德国或俄罗斯官员把自己关，将没有必要讲的语言。德国或俄罗斯口音也可以。
一个人不会有任何疼痛，而采取最凶恶的殴打，但会畏缩当一个女人试着给他清理伤口。
