说一说将英文翻译的很惊艳的句子？

You say that you love rain, but you open your
umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find
a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close
your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, when you say that
you love me too.”
把上文放在中文的领域,起码可以
化成八个不同的中文版本。
＜普通版＞：
你说你爱雨，
但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞；
你说你爱太阳，
但当日当空时你却往荫处躲；
你说你爱风，
但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子；
所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。
＜文艺版＞:
你说烟雨微芒，兰亭远望；后来轻揽婆娑，深遮霓裳。
你说春光烂漫，绿袖红香；后来内掩西楼，静立卿旁。
你说软风轻拂，醉卧思量；后来紧掩门窗，漫帐成殇。
你说情丝柔肠，如何相忘；我却眼波微转，兀自成霜。
＜诗经版＞：
子言慕雨，启伞避之。
子言好阳，寻荫拒之。
子言喜风，阖户离之。
子言偕老，吾所畏之。
＜离骚版＞：
君乐雨兮启伞枝，君乐昼兮林蔽日，
君乐风兮栏帐起，君乐吾兮吾心噬。
＜七言绝句版＞：
恋雨却怕绣衣湿，喜日偏向树下倚。
欲风总把绮窗关，叫奴如何心付伊。
＜吴语版＞：
弄刚欢喜落雨，落雨了搞布洋塞；
欢喜塔漾么又谱捏色；
欢喜西剥风么又要丫起来；
弄刚欢喜唔么，搓色唔霉头。
＜女汉子版＞：
你有本事爱雨天，你有本事别打伞啊！
你有本事爱阳光，你有本事别乘凉啊！
你有本事爱吹风，你有本事别关窗啊！
你有本事说爱我，你有本事捡肥皂啊！
＜七律压轴版＞：
江南三月雨微茫，罗伞叠烟湿幽香。
夏日微醺正可人，却傍佳木趁荫凉。
霜风清和更初霁，轻蹙蛾眉锁朱窗。
怜卿一片相思意，犹恐流年拆鸳鸯。

我见过的一句是Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss. But every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare 韩寒翻译成有人住高楼，有人在深沟，有人光万丈，有人一身锈，世人万千种，浮云莫去求，斯人若彩虹，遇上方知有。

I heard, that you're settled down.
已闻君，诸事安康。
That you, found a girl and you're married now.
遇佳人，不久婚嫁。
I heard that your dreams came true.
已闻君，得偿所想。
Guess she gave you things, I didn’t give to you.
料得是，卿识君望。
Old friend, why are you so shy?
旧日知己，何故张皇？
It ain’t like you to hold back or hide from the lie.
遮遮掩掩，欲盖弥彰。
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.
客有不速，实非我所想。
But I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it.
避之不得，遑论与相抗。
I’d hoped you’d see my face that you’d be reminded,
异日偶遇，识得依稀颜。
That for me, it isn’t over.
再无所求，涕零而泪下。
Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.
毋须烦恼，终有弱水替沧海。
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.
抛却纠缠，再把相思寄巫山。
Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said:
勿忘昨日，亦存君言于肺腑。
“Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead”
“情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜。”
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.
情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜，然。
You’d know, how the time flies.
光阴常无踪，词穷不敢道荏苒。
Only yesterday, was the time of our lives.
欢笑仍如昨，今却孤影忆花繁。
We were born and raised in a summery haze.
彼时初执手，夏雾郁郁湿衣衫。
Bound by the surprise of our glory days.
自缚旧念中，诧喜荣光永不黯。
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.
客有不速，实非我所想。
ButI couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it.
避之不得，遑论与相抗。
I’d hoped you’d see my face that you’d be reminded,
异日偶遇，识得依稀颜。
That for me, it isn’t over.
再无所求，涕零而泪下。
Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.
毋须烦恼，终有弱水替沧海。
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.
抛却纠缠，再把相思寄巫山。
Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said:
勿忘昨日，亦存君言于肺腑。
“Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead”
“情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜。”
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.
情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜，然。
Nothing compares, no worries or cares.
无可与之相提，切莫忧心同挂念。
Regret’s and mistakes they’re memories made.
糊涂遗恨难免，白璧微瑕方可恋。
Who would have known how bitter sweet this would taste?
此中酸甜苦咸，世上谁人堪相言？
Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.
毋须烦恼，终有弱水替沧海。
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.
抛却纠缠，再把相思寄巫山。
Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said:
勿忘昨日，亦存君言于肺腑。
“Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead”
“情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜。”
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.
情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜，然。
Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.
毋须烦恼，终有弱水替沧海。
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.
抛却纠缠，再把相思寄巫山。
Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said:
勿忘昨日，亦存君言于肺腑。
“Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead”
“情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜。”
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.
情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜，然。

In me the tiger,sniffs the rose.
心有猛虎，细嗅蔷薇。
We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
我们都生活在阴沟里，但仍有人仰望星空。
While there's a wil,there is a way
有志者事竟成。
Look up at the stars,not down at your feet
眺望星河，勿念疾痛
The wheel turn,nothing is ever new
时过境迁，烂事依然。
Some times ever,sometimes never
相聚有事，后会无期。
相见时难别亦难
别时容易见时难
Like a dog,like a god
像有了软肋，但也穿上了盔甲。
They say that I dont belong
他们说我格格不入
It is a crime
万般不该，都是罪过。
Please pretend that it is the first time that we meet for me.
就当是第一次见吧！
I was thinking about you
我日思夜想的都是你。

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