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A father's job is unique.
If parents had job descriptions mine would read: organize bills, playmates, laundry, meals, laundry, carpool, laundry, snacks, outings and shopping, and laundry.
The only thing on my husband's description would be the word "fun" written in big red letters along the top. Although he is a selfless caregiver and provider, our children think of him more as a combination of a jungle gym and bozo and clown.
Our parenting styles compliment each other. His style is a nonstop adventure where no one has to worry about washing their hands, eating vegetables, or getting cavities. My style is similar to Mussolini. I'm too busy worrying to be fun. Besides, every time I try, I am constantly outdone by my husband.
I bought my children bubble gum flavored toothpaste and I taught them how to brush their teeth in tiny circles so they wouldn't get cavities. They thought it was neat until my husband taught them how to rinse by spitting out water between their two front teeth like a fountain.
I took the children on a walk in the woods and, after two hours, I managed to corral a slow ladybug into my son's insect cage. I was "cool" until their father came home, spent two minutes in the backyard, and captured a beetle the size of a Chihuahua.
I try to tell myself I am a good parent even if my husband does things I can't do. I can make sure my children are safe, warm, and dry. I'll stand in line for five hours so the children can see Santa at the mall or be first in line to see the latest Disney movie. But I can't wire the VCR so my children can watch their favorite video.
I can carry my children in my arms when they are tired, tuck them into bed, and kiss them goodnight. But I can't flip them upside down so they can walk on the ceiling or prop them on my shoulders so they can see the moths flying inside of the light fixture.
I can take them to doctor appointments, scout meetings, or field trips to the aquarium, but I'll never go into the wilderness, skewer a worm on a hook, reel in a fish, and cook it over an open flame on a piece of tin foil.
I'll even sit in the first row of every Little League game and cheer until my throat is sore and my tonsils are raw, but I'll never teach my son how to hit a home run or slide into first base.
As a mother I can do a lot of things for my children, but no matter how hard I try--I can never be their father.
如果为人父母有职务简述的话，我的“职务简述”将会包括如下内容：管理账单和孩子们的玩耍同伴、洗衣、做饭、洗衣、安排与人合伙用车、洗衣、准备小吃、安排短途旅游、购物、洗衣。
我先生的“职务简述”是在上端用红色写出的两个大字——“乐子”。尽管他无私地给予孩子们百般关爱，尽其所能为他们提供所需，我们的孩子们更多的时候还是把他看作攀缘游戏架、大傻瓜和小丑的三合一。
我们俩为人父母的风格是互补的。他的风格是持续不断的探险，在这过程中，没有人需要操心孩子是不是洗手了，是不是吃蔬菜了，或者会不会长蛀牙。我的风格则类似墨索里尼的执政风格。我太忙了，为这操心，为那操心，哪里顾得上找什么乐子。再者，每次我试图逗孩子们开心，我总是被我先生比下去。
我给孩子们买来带泡泡糖香味的牙膏，教他们如何用牙刷转圈儿刷牙以免得蛀牙。他们认为那样刷挺好玩，直到有一天我先生教他们如何漱口——从两颗门牙间把水喷出来。他们发现这才叫好玩。
我带孩子们到小树林里去散步，两个小时后，我好不容易才逮住一个迟钝的瓢虫放进我儿子的虫笼里。在他们眼里我是够“酷”的，直到他们的父亲回家，在后院里只花了两分钟，便捕获了一只有奇瓦瓦小狗那么大的甲虫！
我劝慰自己我是个好妈妈，尽管我先生能做的事情我做不了。我可以确保我的孩子们是安全的、暖和的、干干爽爽的。我可以排队等个小时，让孩子们在大商场里看到圣诞老人——或者第一个排队让孩子们看最新的迪斯尼影片。但是我不会给录像机接上电线，好让孩子们看他们喜欢的录像。
当孩子玩累时，我可以把他们抱到床上，亲吻他们，送他们进入梦乡。但是我无法让他们头冲下，那样他们可以脚踏天花板漫步；或者把他们扛在我的肩膀上，让他们看飞蛾如何在灯具里飞舞。
我可以带他们去看医生，参加童子军集会，或者带他们去参观水族馆，但是我永远也不会进入荒郊野地，在鱼钩上挂上虫饵，钓上一条鱼，然后把鱼用锡纸包起来在明火上烤着吃。
我甚至可以出席每一场少年棒球联合会的比赛，坐在第一排呐喊助威，直到我的嗓子喊疼了，我的扁桃体发炎了，但是我永远无法教我的儿子如何打一个本垒打或者如何巧妙进入一垒的位置。
作为一个母亲，我可以为我的孩子们做许多事情，但是不管我怎样努力——我永远成为不了他们的父亲。
如果父母的职务说明排雷如下：组织的法案，玩伴，洗衣房，膳食，洗衣房，用车，洗衣房，小吃，郊游和购物，洗衣房。
唯一对我丈夫的描述将改为“有趣”的书面信件中大红色的顶部。虽然他是一个无私的照顾者和供应商，我们的孩子们觉得他更象是一个结合攀登架和博若和小丑。
我们为人父母的风格恭维对方。他的风格是一个永不停滞的情况下冒险，没有人担心洗手，吃蔬菜，或取得腔。我的风格是类似的墨索里尼。我太忙了令人担忧的是乐趣。此外，每一次我尝试，我不断地超越了我的丈夫。
我买了我的孩子泡泡糖口味的牙膏，我教他们如何刷牙的小圆圈，使他们不蛀牙。他们认为这是整洁，直到我丈夫告诉他们如何冲洗出来的水由两国门牙像喷泉。
我的孩子走在老虎伍兹和，两小时后，我设法科拉尔缓慢瓢虫到我儿子的昆虫笼。我很“酷” ，直到他们的父亲回家，花了两分钟的后院，并抓获了甲虫的大小奇瓦瓦。
我试着告诉自己我是一个好父母，即使我丈夫做的事我不能做。我可以确保我的孩子是安全的，温暖，干燥。我要排队5个小时，使孩子们可以看到圣诞老人在商场或先在网上看到的最新迪斯尼电影。但我不能线的录像机，使我的孩子们可以观看他们喜爱的影片。
我可以携带我的孩子在我怀里时，他们已经厌倦，小卖店到床上，亲吻他们晚安。但我不能翻转倒他们这样他们就可以走在天花板或道具他们在我肩上，使他们可以看到里面的飞蛾飞行的灯具。
我可以把他们带到医生任用，童军会议，或实地考察水族馆，但我永远不会进入荒野，串蠕虫就钩，辘在鱼类和库克它明火在一块的锡箔。
甚至我会坐在第一排的每一个小的比赛，欢呼，直到我的喉咙的疼痛，我的扁桃腺的原材料，但我永远也不会教我的儿子如何击出了本垒打或滑入一垒。
作为一个母亲我可以做很多事对我的孩子，但无论怎么我尝试-我永远是他们的父亲
