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-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
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George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
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Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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第1个回答 2013-07-22
Pat and dogThe at see the dog.Pat:"Hello!".Dog:"wang,wang."Pat:"We play.Ok?".Dog:"wang,wang."Pat:"haha.".